The “Roto-Rooter” Test

As we all age, there seems to be more and more physically “that we need to keep an eye on in our lives.” A few more trips to the doctors, a suggested test to be done or a few more trips to the lab. Patients have expressed this over and over to me as the years pass by.

How many times have we heard that doctors and nurses make the worst patients? I will say we aren’t necessarily the worst patient in a hospital bed but we sure know how to turn a “blind eye” when it concerns our own health care. Time-and-time again I have joked with other nurses about testing that my personal doctor has suggested and my response and theirs have been…”that’s not happening!!!” Do we want this for our patients? Certainly NOT!!! So why do we put off testing and stretch the time frame to the limit? Besides, the fact that we know so much of what something could turn out to be, we tend to side step finding out if we are okay.

Admittedly, I have to say that in the past I was one of the worst when it came to procrastination, yet I know that there are many standing shoulder-to-shoulder with me in the health care field. There are even ones much worse then us in dragging their feet! I, for one, at 50 was approached by my doctor about having what my dad used to call the “Roto-Rooter” test done. Medically, this meant it was time for my colonoscopy. Yes, I was 50 but there had been no issues in my family for me to get on the “merry go round” and pull the “golden ring!” I did not want to do it and held out for the following three years.

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It seemed to be the topic of conversation, however, EVERY TIME I went to see my physician; and, of course, I told her I would get it done (thinking to myself “maybe in 10 years.”) Then, one evening sitting around a campfire sipping on some wine, our son looked at me and said, “Mom have you had a colonoscopy yet?” That was a shot out of the dark and to my recall no other campfires….had that topic EVER COME UP! I do not lie to my kids and told him that no I had not yet. “When are you going to have it done Mom?” What was with this 30 something kid and his interest in my COLON? Come to find out that his wife’s mom and dad had their’s done and now I was in the “cross hairs” to be done next. Well after he had poured me my third glass of wine, he had my promise that I would have it done soon. Later, I recognized I had been set up! Pretty sneaky don’t you think? Well my appointment was booked, the prep was completed and there I was laying on the hospital bed waiting my turn. One of my friends in the department even gave me the thumbs up and said, “piece of cake” as words of encouragement. Next thing I knew, my husband was standing over me on one side of the bed and the doctor was on the other side talking about something involving a large mass. I was still a little groggy, but then it clicked that they were talking about me. NO, this couldn’t be!!! I had no symptoms, I hadn’t been sick.  No, this was a mistake. It was no mistake, though, and the large mass had to come out ASAP.

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Well, my appointment was booked, the prep was completed and there I was laying on the hospital bed awaiting my turn. One of my friends in the department even gave me the thumbs up and said, “Piece of cake” as words of encouragement. Next thing I knew, my husband was standing over me on one side of the bed and the doctor was on the other side talking about something involving a large mass. I was still a little groggy, but then it clicked that they were talking about me. NO, this couldn’t be!!! I had no symptoms, I hadn’t been sick.  No, this was a mistake. It was no mistake, though, and the large mass had to come out ASAP.

The surgery went well, and I was extremely blessed that there was no cancer, BUT what if I HAD left it go longer. What if that conversation around the campfire had never happened, and I was still continuing on the path of procrastination? I learned my lesson; and I hope if only one or two of you react to this true story, that you take care of your health. Yes, I am getting older, but now I am much more prompt in getting my tests done.

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EARLY PREVENTION is the best cure; and we, as health care providers, must stress this not only to the patients we care for but to our fellow nurses. Next time you are doing an assessment, don’t forget to ask them when they had their last colonoscopy. Talk to them about the importance, and even share my story if you must. If it saves a life, then I am very glad that I have shared this with you!!! It really is a question that is not asked enough when we do our nursing histories. Start asking and maybe save a life!

22 thoughts on “The “Roto-Rooter” Test

  • October 10, 2017 at 9:17 am
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    As always, very well written and most definitely gets you thinking of your own procrastination! Thanks for sharing!

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    • October 10, 2017 at 11:50 am
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      Thank you Trish….I truly it reaches out to many who need to do testing when it’s due!!! xo

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  • October 10, 2017 at 9:19 am
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    Great article. Linda’s honesty about her personal experience hits home for many of us nurses.

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    • October 10, 2017 at 11:52 am
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      Yes…..we nurses and other healthcare professionals tend to leave ourselves “waiting until last”….I hope this encourages some people to move forward!!! xo

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  • October 10, 2017 at 9:44 am
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    Thanks for sharing your story, Linda! I’d bet, if we’re honest, we all have one of those procrastination stories concerning health. Glad your story had a happy ending! Hopefully, it will encourage more happy endings!

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  • October 10, 2017 at 11:53 am
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    Thanks Tammy and I KNOW you are absolutely right……and it’s not just nurses…..we ALL procrastinate…time to take care of ourselves in a timely manner…xo

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  • October 10, 2017 at 12:04 pm
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    Great personal story that has lifesaving potential!

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    • October 10, 2017 at 9:59 pm
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      YES it does Ann and that is why I shared!!! You got it woman!!!!

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  • October 10, 2017 at 1:31 pm
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    Very well written! So true of so many of us! Thank you for reminding us that even if we are asymptomatic, certain things just need to be done! And, if we are symptomatic, don’t put anything off! I just learned the hard way!

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    • October 10, 2017 at 10:02 pm
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      Yes Kathy…….each one of us probably have a procrastination story……but the real truth is…..we just can’t as we age……xoxo

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  • October 10, 2017 at 4:16 pm
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    Great story of your personal life. Great advice! Also well written.

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    • October 10, 2017 at 10:03 pm
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      This is my cousin who I dearly love……she follows and she reads and believe me she wouldn’t give a thumbs up if she felt the story unworthy…..xoxo

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  • October 11, 2017 at 8:14 am
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    Great article Linda and I was much younger when I had to have the roto-rooter, but it was a barium testing, which was SO much worse. When it came time for my colonoscopy, I was glad they had updated to this test. So happy that you tested when you did. Blessings as you continue to write these uplifting articles.

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    • October 11, 2017 at 4:15 pm
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      Thank you so much & yes things have changed over the years!!!

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  • October 11, 2017 at 12:30 pm
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    My father died when I was 15 years old diagnosis “ colon cancer “ .

    Thank you for reminding me of the importance of early detection of colon cancer and regular screening.

    I appreciate you sharing your “colonoscopy “ journey with me .

    Good article.

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    • October 11, 2017 at 4:16 pm
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      That is sad Elise…….so many people, if caught early enough, could go on to live a cancer free life!

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  • October 12, 2017 at 2:51 pm
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    Nice article, Linda! I extremely dislike doing colonoscopies, but they are very necessary! My mom had 37 inches of her intestines removed when I was about 12. I don’t think they did them back then, maybe she could have lived a very different life!

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    • October 12, 2017 at 3:33 pm
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      Fortunately with today’s technology so many more people can live longer lives. NO ONE likes having them done and it’s really the prep that is the hassle…..not the test…..but I truly believe that first one saved my life….thanks for reading!!!

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  • October 13, 2017 at 8:08 am
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    Well written. One of life’s topics that cant be ignored.

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    • October 13, 2017 at 8:35 am
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      Thank you Andrew…..it is not a pleasant topic but one that needs to be discussed!!!

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  • October 15, 2017 at 11:01 am
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    Such an important message ! One we shared with all our galpals in our local women’s group. Thanks for your honestly and insight to an uncomfortable subject.

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    • October 15, 2017 at 6:22 pm
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      Thank you Deanne…….I hope as I spoke yesterday it touched someone’s heart……we all need a nudge once in awhile!!!

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